Handsome is…

…as Handsome does.

I do very well, thank you. Flossie’s red throw is cosy.

You can have it back later, Flossie. Stop moping.

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Hypothesis

They are strange creatures, humans. They like to get wet, for a start, and they even have a special room to get wet in; the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Rachel left this on a little dish beside the bath. She keeps saying it’s nearly finished, and that she must buy a new one. We looked at that little dish with interest.

Sometimes Rachel leaves tasty morsels lying around on little dishes. This one looked a bit like cheese.

We decided to conduct a scientific experiment, and taste it.

Big mistake this time. Nasty! And definitely not cheese!

Rachel found a little bit that we spat out, lying on the floor. She laughed a lot, and thought of this:

We decided not to say which of us conducted the experiment; cats don’t like to be laughed at.

And anyway, it might have been cheese; we have to take risks in the name of Science, you know.

Personal space?

No such thing in this house. Not with a little sister like Millie.
She was a nuisance when she was a kitten….

And she didn’t improve as she got bigger.

And bigger….

She’s so persistent. Can’t take a hint.

And today, things are just as bad.

Sometimes I get up and leave. You should see her face then!

But, you know,  sometimes I just Want To Be Alone…..