I held out for 21 hours!
I could have gone for longer, but she picked me up and carried me upstairs to the shower room, where she said her visitors this evening wouldn’t be able to view my cruel confinement.
She shut me in, and went downstairs to get the litter tray and the dinner that I had no intention of eating.
And before she had time to come back, I had a Little Accident on the floor. How embarrassing.
But for some reason, she seemed pleased, and syringed some of it up.
As I said, humans are very, very strange.
Now I have my wall-sitting duties to carry out. In freedom. Millie is already there, waiting for me.
I may be some time…..